February 2010
i really just want to know, if you were alive, if...
steven colbert, leave your poor daughter alone
when i was in middle school
i used to tihnk “virginia slims” were pronounced “vir-gine-a slims” and that they were tampons for virgin vaginas
January 2010
watced Antz in zoology yesterday
General Mandible: You're an ant after my own heart, an ant who looks death in the face and laughs.
Z: Actually, I generally just make belittling comments and snicker behind death's back.
sexsexsexsexsex
happy friday →
formspring wowz
we had a guest speaker come talk to us today in history about antisemitism because we had just finished our section on ww1. he started addressing the root of all the problems, which is of course, religion and proceeded to talk about jesus christ being a jew blah blah blah. then some chola said she knew what god looked like…? and me, being so agitated with all this speak about religion said...
the best feeling ever
is that i can’t blame you for any of my problems anymore
godforsaken:
delawareareyou:
“For a while today, I hated you. I hated you for being so beautiful and real. I hated you for waking up at night to find your arms around me. I hated your honesty and the way you make people relax when you are around them. I hated you for loving me unconditionally. You have called me on years of cheap emotion and cruelty that came from my fears. When you look at me...
fs
you’re pretty and different. that makes you awesome. :d
awwwwwwww shuqzzzzz
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?762370-leAZJ31wfI
“That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s...”
brighten my day →
reasons why today was the worst day ever
1. fought with mom on way to school
2. didnt get to bring my tea, threw off my whole morning routine
3. lunch bag broke in parking lot
4. lost one knitting needle
5. sophomore cheerleaders brought dying bird into first period class to see if mr walton could save it. he could not.
6. when i went to change for PE, somebody had switched my lock with somebody elses
7. JD. Salinger died, and...
i'm tired of worrying about whether or not i am...
elsabette:
davethebrave:
(via kleptomania)
Tired of this a long time ago.
Then don’t and do your own thing. Chill people will follow. If someone feels the need to make a big deal out of something you express on your personal blog then it is obviously a product of their own deep seated insecurity. Part of the reason I love Dave so much is because he posts whatever he feels like - be it...
i'm tired of worrying about whether or not i am...
i feel ok with no make up
mutantcalories:
i can be a pretty girl sometimes
^^^^^^^not self obsession
you are beautiful babez
sorrytryagain:
luv2larp:
quite sorry, but i must unfollow you. i can no longer stomach your revolting formspring submissions that you obviously post to yourself. reason #2: you’re a cunt.
sowwy =/ im trying my hardest to fit them all in one post lolz, takes some time. but i admire that you at least have the balls to call me a cunt without hiding behind a formspring.
i shall also call you a...
fs
thanks for the story (was it true? that would make it more funny), for telling people to take english classes, and for being cynical to the world.
yes it was true! how great right?
also, you are welcome. i have a feeling if we ACTUALLY knew each other we could be buddiez.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?762370-leAZJ31wfI
fs
wtf? take an english class? i know obsessed doesn’t equal self confident, just saying it isn’t so horrible. like you aren’t somewhat self-obsessed?
i like myself. but no, im not obsessed with myself.
sorry if i was rude.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?762370-leAZJ31wfI
goodgoodgood →
fs
i think people are so self-obsessed because it’s totally rational and reasonable. you should be, to some degree, self-obsessed. you should have high self-worth and always do what is what is best for you. of course, this doesn’t mean being really conceited or ditching family dinners to hang out with your friends because it is more fun. no, this is like, if you aren’t at least a...
formspringggg
hi. we knew each other once, but didn’t really know know each other. you are probably more awesome than I made you out to be. a lot of people probably are. a lot of people are probably worse than I make them out to be. anyways, tell me a story?
once this kid named dom tried to hook me up with his friend joe. i asked joe what he was into and he named some sports and whatnot, and then said...
orly? →
sometimes i feel like a fat blob
are you young?
emarie-is-me:
optimistic? satasfied? a little lonely (but not really alone)? do (you think) you think about things that nobody else thinks about? are you reasonably intelligent? good at some things and bad at others? better than “average”? slightly confused? unique? can you feel the blood pumping through your veins?
GET READY, YOU ARE WRONG.
why is everybody so self obsessed?
americaisjustaword:
Cap’n Jazz will play more shows… I knew that’s what Mike Kinsella told me! http://tinyurl.com/ylgtss6 @trueslant
oh fuck oh god !!!!!!!!
I know how to use chopsticks, you dirty fuck But it’s ok I don’t care anymore because You don’t know how to use anything Except for your murky eyes Or direct quotes from your father At this table at a Starbucks Where we went a couple of times Before After the tree and the— Really just fuck you I’m sorry, But you understand that (Is it really just too weird to talk to me?) So...
i want to tell all of you all about yesterday
and the weirdness
and the shakes either from the cold or the anxiety
an hour at a coffee shop with your past, except not because
its now and
“see you never”
and him not expecting a hug.
but i can’t.
he's one of those people that makes you want to...
“You will hardly know who I am or what I mean,
But I shall be good health to you...”