January 2012
The other day, I cried. I felt stupid. But you know what? Fuck that day.
December 2011
Today I tried to play this game called "Let's see...
I lost.
Celine is being forced to play "lets see how long...
She may kill all of you.
When you don't take your birth control because...
Me: Your bike just attacked me.
Neil: You know why?
Me: Why?
Neil: Because it's a pipe bomb.
caughtinaparadox:
I’m gonna bust a nut and cry to skramz. I hate you all.
November 2011
Every guy I've ever actually dated has Michael for...
Stayin' up, smokin' cigz in my room with the...
Cool thymes. Ashin’ in a teacup bro.
I wanna go home and sleep on bus 63.
October 2011
Piercing my belly button on Sunday,
because it’s my birthday, bitch.
High and reading poems. Talk to me oh please oh...
You will hardly know who I am or what I mean,
But I shall be good health to you...
– Walt Whitman
Things I miss about San Jose:
1. Good Karma Vegan Cafe
2. My dog
My roommate is pretty alright, guys.
L.S.M.F.T
I couldn't do it.
All I want is to be able to finnish just one...