"The other day, I cried. I felt stupid. But you know what? Fuck that day."
No makeup, new mug, new year.
Me watching A Christmas Story.
Today I tried to play this game called “Let’s see if I can get home when I already drove to work on empty.”
I lost.
Celine is being forced to play “lets see how long I can go without a cigarette” by her budget.
She may kill all of you.
When you don’t take your birth control because your bag is too big and you don’t want to spend 10 minutes digging around for it.
- Me: Your bike just attacked me.
- Neil: You know why?
- Me: Why?
- Neil: Because it's a pipe bomb.
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